The Client, the Wench and the Wardrobe
Sometimes funny things happen during bookings. Things that the girls giggle about and tell me when they leave. I remember Daniella telling me about a client that got over excited and pissed himself, or...
View ArticleShow Me the Money!
When I wrote my blog Working Safely as an Outcall Escort, I mentioned that the money should always be collected at the start of the booking, that it should always be counted (preferably in front of the...
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Ten Tips on Being a Successful Escort
*bursts into room showgirl style* Hello sex pests! I know, I know…it’s been ages. I have neglected you. I am shit. Contrary to what you might think, I haven’t spent the last 5 months locked in a wine...
View ArticleBooze, Glorious Booze
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do. Can you remember your first drink? I can remember mine. I was 14, it was a bottle of Ks cider, and I was stood behind a...
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Get Yourself on Twitter
Because if you’re not following Elite Courtesans, BigSuzyM and the ladies below, you’re missing out on loads of sexy, candid pictures. The post Get Yourself on Twitter appeared first on Elite Courtesans.
View ArticleGentlemen, Your Willies!
I’m going to cut right to the chase with this blog fellas: if you’re the sort of guy who doesn’t think having a good wash is essential before meeting an escort, we don’t want you as a customer. I don’t...
View ArticleBe Excellent To Each Other
I can say hand on heart that currently, I work with the best team of ladies I have ever done. Sure, great ladies have worked with me in the past, but never before has everyone in the team been so damn...
View ArticleWhat Type of Women Become Escorts?
I’ve been meaning to write this blog FOREVER, really to highlight the incredible variety of ladies that enter sex work. I’m sick of reading on punter forums how sex workers are all council flat...
View ArticleDo Sugar Daddy websites really work?
Anyone who follows me on Twitter will have seen me ranting about Sugar Daddy websites recently. After years of interviewing girls who had first tried and failed to make any money from Sugar Daddy...
View ArticleHonor Among Thieves
Hi Guys, Quite an upsetting blog to have to write on a Saturday night, especially when I should be packing for my holiday tomorrow. But I wanted to get this out before I disappear into the Scottish...
View ArticleEscort Agency Scams
‘Become an escort and earn £££££s’ So you have decided to become an escort. You need the cash to clear those debts, you have done your research and understand what the job entails. You are not going to...
View ArticleCrack, Smack and Massive Attack
Welcome to Suzy M’s blog. I am one of the owners of Elite Courtesans – a job I cherish but which, on any given day, can be responsible for a range of emotions from one end of the spectrum to the other....
View ArticleAdieu, Mon Ami
*sigh* Bit sad today. One of our longest employed girls has just left. She’s a clever woman who has found a great career opportunity and so she’s off. She has been yo-yoing a bit recently between that...
View ArticleThe Thing About Reviews…
Escort reviews – what do you think of them? Just finished writing your 100th? Enjoy reading them? Loathe them entirely? Indifferent? Reviews are funny things and Lisa and I have always been in two...
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The NHS Consultant
What do you call a woman with two cunts? N-Dubz. If that joke didn’t make you giggle, it’s probably because you’re too old to know who N-Dubz are. Well, think yourself lucky. They’re bloody awful. In...
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Review of 2010 Part 1
Is it really Christmas already? Oh well, another year’s worth of wrinkles, not to mention one or two grey hairs. Given that it’s nearly the end of the year, I thought I would dedicate this blog post to...
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Review of 2010 Part 2
Hello world! Hope you had a wonderful Christmas. Having survived the last week on Bucks Fizz and Ferrero Rocher, I’m not feeling too clever. But expanded waistline aside, I am at least sporting a...
View ArticleImitation is the Sincerest Form of Flattery
….or so the adage says. Anyone who reads the Elite Courtesans Twitter feed will notice us ranting every now and then about escort agencies that appear from nowhere having nicked either our website...
View ArticleMum’s The Word
It may surprise readers to know that when I’m not discussing 20″ dildos, deep throat techniques and the merits of thongs over French knickers, I can very occasionally be found reading the Mumsnet...
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Behind The Scenes
Oh crumbs will you look at that – nearly a month since my last blog post. Pathetic Suzy, pathetic. Anyone who has tried to reach the agency over the last few weeks will have realised that Lisa and I...
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