The Client, the Wench and the Wardrobe
Sometimes funny things happen during bookings. Things that the girls giggle about and tell me when they leave. I remember Daniella telling me about a client that got over excited and pissed himself, or...
View ArticleShow Me the Money!
When I wrote my blog Working Safely as an Outcall Escort, I mentioned that the money should always be collected at the start of the booking, that it should always be counted (preferably in front of the...
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Ten Tips on Being a Successful Escort
*bursts into room showgirl style* Hello sex pests! I know, I know…it’s been ages. I have neglected you. I am shit. Contrary to what you might think, I haven’t spent the last 5 months locked in a wine...
View ArticleGentlemen, Your Willies!
I’m going to cut right to the chase with this blog fellas: if you’re the sort of guy who doesn’t think having a good wash is essential before meeting an escort, we don’t want you as a customer. I don’t...
View ArticleBe Excellent To Each Other
I can say hand on heart that currently, I work with the best team of ladies I have ever done. Sure, great ladies have worked with me in the past, but never before has everyone in the team been so damn...
View ArticleWhat Type of Women Become Escorts?
I’ve been meaning to write this blog FOREVER, really to highlight the incredible variety of ladies that enter sex work. I’m sick of reading on punter forums how sex workers are all council flat...
View ArticleDo Sugar Daddy websites really work?
Anyone who follows me on Twitter will have seen me ranting about Sugar Daddy websites recently. After years of interviewing girls who had first tried and failed to make any money from Sugar Daddy...
View ArticleImitation is the Sincerest Form of Flattery
….or so the adage says. Anyone who reads the Elite Courtesans Twitter feed will notice us ranting every now and then about escort agencies that appear from nowhere having nicked either our website...
View ArticleMum’s The Word
It may surprise readers to know that when I’m not discussing 20″ dildos, deep throat techniques and the merits of thongs over French knickers, I can very occasionally be found reading the Mumsnet...
View ArticleAll About Suzy
You’ve probably noticed that the lovely Elite girls have all been busy lately filling out questionnaires on the Elite Courtesans blog. The idea being that their answers will help you better understand...
View ArticleTwitter Etiquette
With the increased popularity of Twitter over recent months, both with our girls and our clients, we thought it would be a good idea to note down some ‘Twitter Etiquette’. This will help you – our...
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Working Safely as an Outcall Escort
I published this article a few years back elsewhere on the web, but thought I would re-work it a little for my blog. Usually I write for clients but this time it’s for other sex workers. It’s a bit of...
View ArticleRegrets, I’ve had a Few…
Yesterday I came across a piece in the Guardian, written back in 2007, called I was a Male Escort. I have no idea if it’s genuine, I actually suspect not, but taken at face value as an honest piece of...
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Scam Escort Agency – London’s Leading Ladies
I’m getting mightily fucked off with other escort agencies nicking our pictures. Last night I ended up calling London’s Leading Ladies escort agency to ask them to remove Taylor and Eve’s pictures from...
View ArticleProstitution, Drugs & Guns
I read somewhere that the most profitable business models tend to be those that involve the most risk; for example prostitution, drugs and guns. I can certainly attest to the financial rewards of...
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Taking Application Photos
You’ve reached this page as you want to apply for a job at Elite Courtesans (excellent choice). The photos you submit at the application stage are VERY important and will make the difference between...
View ArticleA Lady of a Certain Age
There are only three ages for women in Hollywood – Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. Women get a hard time when it comes to age. It seems that nowadays we are past our prime if we are...
View ArticleEscort Agency Scams
‘Become an escort and earn £££££s’ You have decided to become an escort. You need the cash to clear those debts; you have done your research and understand what the job entails. As scintillating as...
View ArticleProstitution, the Law and the UK
There have been some BIG rumblings in the world of sex work recently. In fact, in the whole time I have been involved in this industry, both as a sex worker and as an agency owner, right now seems to...
View ArticleNew Rates from September 2016
Hello chaps. Not sure what to call this post really so I think i’ll go with a polite notice. As you are aware, Elite Courtesans has been operating for just shy of a decade now, and in that time we have...
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Suspended Twitter Account
I’ve woken up this morning to find our Twitter account has been suspended. No idea why as yet, but I have emailed support to find out what’s going on. We’ve been tweeting for 8 years and, as far as I...
View ArticleUnsocial Media – A Guide for Escorts
I’m writing this post from the position that a) you’re an escort and b) you don’t want your family and friends knowing that you’re an escort. I’ve listed some tips below that i’ve picked up over the...
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The Languages of the Ladies of the Twilight
I created an infographic a few weeks ago to add to Twitter. It would be a shame for our non-Twitter readers (most of you I expect), not to see it. So adding it here as well. Tanoshī. The post The...
View ArticleWhat Do You Carry in Your Escort Bag?
This post was inspired by the lovely Elite Pippa after a chat last night. So what do you carry to bookings in your ‘escort bag’? Well, if I was off to a booking, as a GFE escort, here is what I would...
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