All About Suzy
You’ve probably noticed that the lovely Elite girls have all been busy lately filling out questionnaires on the Elite Courtesans blog. The idea being that their answers will help you better understand...
View ArticleTwitter Etiquette
With the increased popularity of Twitter over recent months, both with our girls and our clients, we thought it would be a good idea to note down some ‘Twitter Etiquette’. This will help you – our...
View ArticleThe Question of Race
I’m really supposed to be packing…Elite Towers is moving to a new location in a few days. Ever the procrastinator though I thought i’d pay my blog a bit of attention instead – it’s been very poorly...
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Titty Titty Bang Bang
It’s amazing how my creative juices start flowing when I have far more important things to be doing. Oh well. I wanted to write about breasts. Or tits, norks, boobs, bristols, funbags…whatever you...
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Titty Titty Bang Bang: The Results
I’ve got Dermot O’Leary in to announce the tit poll results. Read the next paragraph in his voice: The telephone lines have closed. The votes have been counted. I can now reveal that the winner of...
View ArticleGirl Power
A bit of self-indulgence if I may. I started this blog on Monday night when I was half pissed on red wine (it’s good for you). Anyway, I was squiffy, listening to some tunes and I came up with a great...
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Working Safely as an Outcall Escort
I published this article a few years back elsewhere on the web, but thought I would re-work it a little for my blog. Usually I write for clients but this time it’s for other sex workers. It’s a bit of...
View ArticleRegrets, I’ve had a Few…
Yesterday I came across a piece in the Guardian, written back in 2007, called I was a Male Escort. I have no idea if it’s genuine, I actually suspect not, but taken at face value as an honest piece of...
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Scam Escort Agency – London’s Leading Ladies
I’m getting mightily fucked off with other escort agencies nicking our pictures. Last night I ended up calling London’s Leading Ladies escort agency to ask them to remove Taylor and Eve’s pictures from...
View ArticleProstitution, Drugs & Guns
I read somewhere that the most profitable business models tend to be those that involve the most risk; for example prostitution, drugs and guns. I can certainly attest to the financial rewards of...
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Taking Application Photos
You’ve reached this page as you want to apply for a job at Elite Courtesans (excellent choice). The photos you submit at the application stage are VERY important and will make the difference between...
View ArticleEscort Agency Scams
‘Become an escort and earn £££££s’ You have decided to become an escort. You need the cash to clear those debts; you have done your research and understand what the job entails. As scintillating as...
View ArticleA Lady of a Certain Age
There are only three ages for women in Hollywood – Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. Women get a hard time when it comes to age. It seems that nowadays we are past our prime if we are...
View ArticleEscort Agency Scams
‘Become an escort and earn £££££s’ You have decided to become an escort. You need the cash to clear those debts; you have done your research and understand what the job entails. As scintillating as...
View ArticleProstitution, the Law and the UK
There have been some BIG rumblings in the world of sex work recently. In fact, in the whole time I have been involved in this industry, both as a sex worker and as an agency owner, right now seems to...
View ArticleNew Rates from September 2016
Hello chaps. Not sure what to call this post really so I think i’ll go with a polite notice. As you are aware, Elite Courtesans has been operating for just shy of a decade now, and in that time we have...
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Suspended Twitter Account
I’ve woken up this morning to find our Twitter account has been suspended. No idea why as yet, but I have emailed support to find out what’s going on. We’ve been tweeting for 8 years and, as far as I...
View ArticleCrack, Smack and Massive Attack
Welcome to Suzy M’s blog. I am one of the owners of Elite Courtesans – a job I cherish but which, on any given day, can be responsible for a range of emotions from one end of the spectrum to the other....
View ArticleUnsocial Media – A Guide for Escorts
I’m writing this post from the position that a) you’re an escort and b) you don’t want your family and friends knowing that you’re an escort. I’ve listed some tips below that i’ve picked up over the...
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The Languages of the Ladies of the Twilight
I created an infographic a few weeks ago to add to Twitter. It would be a shame for our non-Twitter readers (most of you I expect), not to see it. So adding it here as well. Tanoshī. The post The...
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