Oh crumbs will you look at that – nearly a month since my last blog post. Pathetic Suzy, pathetic.
Anyone who has tried to reach the agency over the last few weeks will have realised that Lisa and I have been away. No, not sunbathing on the mystical Isle of Fernandos, but instead on a bit of a learning expedition across the pond. The good news is we’re back now and taking calls. Thanks to everyone who played along and contacted us ‘in writing’. I hate text messages too, but when you’re roaming they are a necessary evil. The bad news is I’m a bit fatter than when I left. At least, that’s what my bathroom scales told me this morning right before I doused them in petrol and set them alight.
So, what’s been happening? Well, I guess the big news is that right before we left, we hired a beautiful house in the English countryside and took Hayley, Claire and Lucy off to a photoshoot. Some of the results are already on the Elite Courtesans website with more coming in the next few days. All three girls did really well considering these shoots are incredibly strenuous and more like doing a day long Geri Yoga DVD. Lucy was actually on her head at one point.
Seriously though, the results are AMAZING but give little hint to the 12 or so hours of hard work that went on behind the scenes. So I thought I’d capture a few work in progress snaps for you this time. As you can see, we put a lot of effort and money into our photos. There’s definitely a lot more to it than staring at bums and boobs all day. Though of course, the bums and boobs do soften the blow a little.
Ever wondered what’s in an escort’s knicker drawer?
What about her sock drawer?
No expense spared on a top of the range wind machine
Super duper photographer Graham checks something or other with some gadget or other (I wasn’t really paying attention)
Lucy’s picnic hamper – does she take it along to bookings I wonder?
How many escorts does it take to do up a suspender belt?
Actually, that suspender picture reminds me of a time I had to escape a client’s house through his back window after his very angry ex-wife turned up. In my haste I didn’t attach my stockings properly (they take at least 5 hours to get right) and I ended up running to my car with Nora Batty style hosiery falling down my legs. Not my finest moment, but at least I lived to fight another day.
Anyway, back on track, the other piece of exciting news is that we have lovely new girls coming out of our ears at the moment. Lilly is off for her photoshoot next week, Carla hopefully not long after. Also Juliet and Grace have just joined and are learning the ropes. So it seems it’s not only the guys who get the horn when the sun starts shining. Hurray for spring and roll on summer!
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