It’s amazing how my creative juices start flowing when I have far more important things to be doing. Oh well.
I wanted to write about breasts. Or tits, norks, boobs, bristols, funbags…whatever you prefer to call them. One thing i’ve noticed while working at an escort agency is the amount of requests for slim girls with large natural breasts. It seems that some men, while loving big boobs on small frames, are not fans of enhanced cleavage at all. These guys will actually refuse a stunning girl with a fantastic personality and wonderful feedback, solely on account of her ‘fake’ boobs. The two main complaints being:
- fake boobs do not look right;
- fake boobs do not feel right.
While it’s true that bad or over the top boob jobs are recognisable from a mile away, not all the menfolk I talk to (and I talk to a lot) can spot a good boob job. I’ve even been asked if 32FF boobs on a dress size 6, 5ft 3″ framed girl are real. I can’t help but wonder, with photoshopping and/or breast augmentation being so prevalent in porn, glamour and everywhere else you find naked women these days, do all men realise what your average pair of large natural breasts look like without a bra on? Or that it’s not that common for a skinny girl to have massive natural tits?
In many cases, naturally big boobs don’t look like those below, of which all but one have been sculpted by a surgeon. The girl with the real boobs is lucky enough to be slim with large, evenly formed, gravity defying breasts. Generally though, slender girls tend to have smaller boobs. And those girls that have naturally big boobs tend to have some degree of drooping. None the less, I would consider these good boob jobs – they are how many people today think big, natural boobs should look.
Which pair are actually real? Maybe my readers are more boob saavy than some of my callers (I will publish the result in my next blog)?
[polldaddy poll=5201811]So despite claiming to detest them, I find some guys are generally not able to spot boob jobs, much less good boob jobs. Reason = confusion over what big, natural tits often really look like? And while many men claim to prefer natural boobs, it’s not rare to read negative comments about so and so’s big natural breasts ‘being a bit saggy’. I wonder where these critics get their benchmarking standards? From girls with enhanced tits, maybe?
I have naturally large breasts. They are a bit soft, they do droop, one’s a bit bigger than the other and my nipples are big. They’ve been this way since I was a teenager. Here they are lying in the bath yesterday, squeezed together for a bit of extra volume. If I stood up, would they look like any of the breasts pictured above? Nope. Would some natural breast enthusiasts find my large, droopy breasts unattractive? Probably. Can we win? With some people, no.
Suzy’s Squeezed Boobage
I’m rambling and finding it hard to make my point so I will end here. Since my last blog was about a girl’s right to choose who she sees, it would be a bit hypocritical of me to demand that men who hate fake breasts book girls with fake breasts. But the fact that some men refuse escorts when they couldn’t tell, without asking, that their breasts were enhanced (we are too honest for our own good sometimes), baffles me entirely. I can almost guarantee that some of the busty girls they visit elsewhere fib about their cleavage status anyway.
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